Tuesday, September 22, 2009

TV's continued downward spiral

Jenna Elfman has
a new show. Why does Jenna
Elfman have a show?

Monday, September 21, 2009

Doogie Howser could save lives?

Dr. NPH
almost made primetime Emmys
TV worth watching.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

At least I showed up.

Perfect attendance
never struck me as much of
a life objective.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Drunk & Disorderly

I wish credit cards
would come with a 'you left your
tab open' alert.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Cat on my head

Dear cat, I enjoy
massages, but not the 5
am facial. thx.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Look Ma, I'm babysitting!

Success drivers for
a couch fort: two-year old child,
Four-year old adult.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Feed me

So freaking hungry
and then I realize it's
twelve-thirty. Lunch. Nom.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

immaletyoufinish

In a position
of respect, one should choose words
carefully, Kanye.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Beware the snakes

Two-headed snakes die
young because their heads tend to
attack each other.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Stupid valets...

Car is five feet from
me. Parking guy takes twenty
minutes to get it.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Poor Davis's Almanac

After setting a
strict budget, smart money takes
a trip to Vegas.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Bad TV promoted as good TV

As an ex-choirboy,
I can confidently state
that "Glee" is not good.