TV's continued downward spiral

Jenna Elfman has
a new show. Why does Jenna
Elfman have a show?

Doogie Howser could save lives?

Dr. NPH
almost made primetime Emmys
TV worth watching.

At least I showed up.

Perfect attendance
never struck me as much of
a life objective.

Drunk & Disorderly

I wish credit cards
would come with a 'you left your
tab open' alert.

Cat on my head

Dear cat, I enjoy
massages, but not the 5
am facial. thx.

Look Ma, I'm babysitting!

Success drivers for
a couch fort: two-year old child,
Four-year old adult.

Feed me

So freaking hungry
and then I realize it's
twelve-thirty. Lunch. Nom.

immaletyoufinish

In a position
of respect, one should choose words
carefully, Kanye.

Beware the snakes

Two-headed snakes die
young because their heads tend to
attack each other.

Stupid valets...

Car is five feet from
me. Parking guy takes twenty
minutes to get it.

Poor Davis's Almanac

After setting a
strict budget, smart money takes
a trip to Vegas.

Bad TV promoted as good TV

As an ex-choirboy,
I can confidently state
that "Glee" is not good.