Nascar shopper

I liked watching the
man ride his grocery cart
in the parking lot

Not on a Sunday

The moat surrounding
my couch prevents me from my
designated tasks.

One can dream...

Oh to invent a
product to sell in the back
of a magazine.

Happiness

When your cat acts as
if she is unloved, just give

her an empty box.

Girl at CVS

Girl at CVS,

Hi, your shirt isn't a dress

and your hose is stained.

Pet Calendars

Sad to admit, I'm

addicted to 99-

cent pet calendars.